Friday, March 13, 2009

I fell in love with the wrong Texas Governor....

I have been thinking about Rick Perry all day....not like that....gross.....

I have been thinking that if I were Rick Perry, I would be pissed. Mexico is about to become the next failed state and to top it off 4 drug cartels are duking it out right across our border. I sent a message to the President asking for assistance - silly me, I actually thought the Pres' job was to PROTECT America, but I must have been mistaken, because BHO is "considering" helping....

Well, if I were Rick Perry, I would let Mr. BHO consider my middle finger. Yup - after I turned down part of his stimulus, I would call up the Texas Rangers and the Texas Guard and I would put them on the Border....

Then I would tell Mr. BHO, thanks but no thanks and I would tell him that we will take care of it ourselves and that as a matter of fact, we would take care of EVERYTHING ourselves and that included keeping taxes here too.

I would deputize the Border Patrol as new Texas Citizens.....

You see, Texas doesnt need BHO - NOT ONE BIT. BHO needs Texas - NEEDS as in a newborn calf and a Cow udder.... Texas isnt unscathed, but they are keeping their heads way above water in this current depression. BHO needs Texas because he needs their money to send to California....yeah, that would make me want to help.

If I were Rick Perry I would think that Governing Texas the Republic would start to sound pretty good....

Yeah.....I have been thinking about Rick Perry all day.....

2 comments:

Young Fam said...

Did you know that Texans actually don't even pay state taxes...only federal, so they must be doing really well somehow...

Mayberry said...

We may not have a state income tax, but they nickle and dime us to death in other ways....

To hell with governors, we need a President! Secede! Chuck Norris for President of the Republic of Texas! And I nominated Ted Nugent for VP.....